Said young Mr Pumpkin,
To old Mr Squash,
' Do you think Mr. Corn over-hears
What we say when we talk
Of his self-conscious stalk,
And his moving Miss Melon to tears?'
'I cannot decide,'
Mr Squash then replied,
'But I've had my suspicions for years;
Because he's so tall
He can lean over all;
Then look at the size of his ears.'