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The Jumper

THE Flea, the Grasshopper, and the Skipjack once wanted to
see which of them could jump highest; and they invited the
whole world, and whoever else would come, to see the grand
sight. And there the three famous jumpers were met together in
the room.

'Yes, I'll give my daughter to him who jumps highest,'
said the King, 'for it would be mean to let these people jump
for nothing.'

The Flea stepped out first. He had very pretty manners,
and bowed in all directions, for he had young ladies' blood in
his veins, and was accustomed to consort only with human
beings; and that was of great consequence.

Then came the Grasshopper: he was certainly much heavier,
but he had a good figure, and wore the green uniform that was
born with him. This person, moreover, maintained that he
belonged to a very old family in the land of Egypt, and that
he was highly esteemed there. He had just come from the field,
he said, and had been put into a card house three stories
high, and all made of picture cards with the figures turned
inwards. There were doors and windows in the house, cut in the
body of the Queen of Hearts.

'I sing so,' he said, 'that sixteen native crickets who
have chirped from their youth up, and have never yet had a
card house of their own, would become thinner than they are
with envy if they were to hear me.'

Both of them, the Flea and the Grasshopper, took care to
announce who they were, and that they considered themselves
entitled to marry a Princess.

The Skipjack said nothing, but it was said of him that he
thought all the more; and directly the Yard Dog had smelt at
him he was ready to assert that the Skipjack was of good
family, and formed from the breastbone of an undoubted goose.
The old councillor, who had received three medals for holding
his tongue, declared that the Skipjack possessed the gift of
prophecy; one could tell by his bones whether there would be a
severe winter or a mild one; and that's more than one can
always tell from the breastbone of the man who writes the
almanac.

'I shall not say anything more,' said the old King. 'I
only go on quietly, and always think the best.'

Now they were to take their jump. The Flea sprang so high
that no one could see him; and then they asserted that he had
not jumped at all. That was very mean. The Grasshopper only
sprang half as high, but he sprang straight into the King's
face, and the King declared that was horribly rude. The
Skipjack stood a long time considering; at last people thought
that he could not jump at all.

'I only hope he's not become unwell,' said the Yard Dog,
and then he smelt at him again.

'Tap!' he sprang with a little crooked jump just into the
lap of the Princess, who sat on a low golden stool.

Then the King said, 'The highest leap was taken by him who
jumped up to my daughter; for therein lies the point; but it
requires head to achieve that, and the Skipjack has shown that
he has a head.'

And so he had the Princess.

'I jumped highest, after all,' said the Flea. 'But it's
all the same. Let her have the goose-bone with its lump of wax
and bit of stick. I jumped to the highest; but in this world a
body is required if one wishes to be seen.'

And the Flea went into foreign military service, where it
is said he was killed.

The Grasshopper seated himself out in the ditch, and
thought and considered how things happened in the world. And
he too said, 'Body is required! body is required!' And then he
sang his own melancholy song, and from that we have gathered
this story, which they say is not true, though it's in print.


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