A BROOMSTICK which had long served a witch as a steed complained of
the nature of its employment, which it thought degrading.
'Very well,' said the Witch, 'I will give you work in which you
will be associated with intellect - you will come in contact with
brains. I shall present you to a housewife.'
'What!' said the Broomstick, 'do you consider the hands of a
'I referred,' said the Witch, 'to the head of her good man.'